But anyways, did you guys see that article on Liu Xiang (?) , that really famous athlete from China, yeah that one up there.. Well he said that he is ready and wants a wife [me] , is willing to stay with his parents (me) and can haz two babies before 2015 (me).
Well the obvious choice would be obviously (me) ME. haha Heres three reasons to back this up :
a) I want to be his wife so the feelings mutual. Its always good to start off a realtionship if the feelings mutual; which does not happen alot in my case because my relationship can be summed up with one peribahasa : "Seperti bertepuk sebelah tangan."
Sidenote: I really hope one day I can use that peribahasa in a karangan. I don't know why.
b) I don't mind staying with his parents. As long as they don't hate me because I'm so lovable perasan. Oh well, if they hate me anyways eventhou I'm lovable perasann, they can curse me in chinese/mandarin/hokkien/?? and I won't even understand so I won't take it to heart and be nice and gracious to them. Unless they say cibai. And sohai.
On the other hand I can curse in Malay anyways if they call me cibai/sohai since they don't know what I'm talking. They don't even know what language I'm speaking so they can't go on google translate and translate what I just said to them MWAHA
Sidenote: Now everytime I hear "... so high ..." in a song I instantly think sohai instead of so high -,- help me please, I think I may be demented already.
c) By the time its 2015 , I can be legally married to a guy and before the year ends I can conjure up twins. I hope.
I kid, I kid. HAHAH Get the pun ?
The next guy would be Arif Rahman Lee. Still finding out if he's actually Malay or not [coz Arif Rahman sounds Malay-ish don't cha think] or if he's parents are the most awesome people coz the name sounds Malaysian [okokla or Singaporean] But he is dang hot. He reminds me of Choi Si Won. And who wouldn't want a guy who looks like Si Won who plays Bruce Lee. And who wouldn't want to see a hottie who looks like a hottie who plays a hottie.
Since I don't do movies that are kinda maybe depressing, I watched ..
... Rapunzel ! It was awesomer than what I had expected because my expectations was lowered because of The Princess & The Frog :/ BUT it was awesome possum ! And the guy in the movie (Flynn Rider) is hot. And I have a theory behind it. his is because he looks like a brunette version of John Smith ! You know that blonde guy from Pocahontas, the first one not the second Pochahontas movie, there was a new guy and that guy ended up with Pochahontas :S The guy wasn't even that handsome; he had a ponytail :/ And still he got the girl :// John Smith being the valiant gentleman that he is [swoooooon] , said to Pochahontas "Go for it." 
URGH Here is a video of his epic legendary-ness.
So yeah .. DON'T EVER WATCH POCAHONTAS 2. DON'T. ://///////
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